Something to Think About
Ever thought about being a teacher? Here are a few questions that might get asked.
If you have a few minutes spare throughout the day; you may want to ponder over some of these and decide what answer you would give.
- How do you treat someone who is addicted to therapy?
- Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
- Do Nescafé employees take tea breaks?
- Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
- How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
- If a word in the dictionary was misspelled, how would we know?
- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
- If you try to fail, and then succeed, which one have done?
- What is a near-miss? If you nearly miss something, don’t you hit it?
- If buttered toast was tied to the back of a cat and you dropped it, would the cat land on its feet or would the toast land butter-side down?
- Why isn’t 11 pronounced ‘onety one’?
- If you hate all prejudiced people, are you a hypoocrite?
- Why is the word for “a fear of long words” so long?
- Why aren’t there any B batteries?
- What happened to the first 6 “ups”?
- If women wear a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, a pair of shoes, etc., why don’t they wear a pair of bras?
- If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?
- Why do we have hot water heaters? Isn’t hot water already heated?
- Why is it so hard to remember how to spell ‘mnemonic’?
- Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote control? Don’t you have to get up to get to the disc?
- How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but just didn’t have anything to jot it down on?
- If quitters never win, and winners never quit, why are we sometimes told to “quit while you’re ahead”?
- Can people with Alzheimers forget something that is like riding a bike?